You in the white Mercedes-Benz E500, yes you! You’re fucking retarded. Learn to drive. Driving 10mph BELOW the speed limit during rush hour makes everyone behind you want to push you and your car off the bridge.

I swear every other person in a fancy shmancy car drives like a 90 year old. Hell, I’ve actually seen 90 year olds drive faster and better than you. Get your slow ass off the road.